determinator: (♕ Another protester has crossed the line)
Colonel Frank Archer ([personal profile] determinator) wrote2012-10-23 03:56 pm

♕ FOURTEENTH COMMAND | VIDEO

[Good afternoon, Johto! Archer is seated at a desk, glancing over a list of papers when the feed turns on. He smirks at the camera after a moment and folds his hands.]

I have several eggs here that I'd like to sell. I'm willing to give anyone who replies on this channel half off. I can assure you, the eggs are definitely worth it.

[It's shortly followed by a list. It's missing ten of the eggs, but that's nothing you need to worry about~ The feed ends there.]

[Several minutes later a public broadcast goes out featuring the same list, plus ten other eggs.]

As you can see, I have quite a few eggs I need to sell. The prices and egg moves are listed, just let me know which ones you're interested and--

[He's suddenly interrupted by a Tynamo floating into the screen near him. Archer tries to shoo her away, but that just seems to upset her. She moves to latch her x-shaped mouth onto his hand and shocks him.

Archer yelps and tries to pull her off, finding it impossible. Clearly there's only one solution.]


Kimblee!

[...yell for his Kimblee, obviously. The feed cuts out there.

It comes back on shortly thereafter, with Archer looking even more pissed than usual. His hand is bandaged though the injury doesn't seem to be too bad. Tynamo aren't very powerful, after all.]


As I was saying, I'll send the eggs wherever you need them, either through the Centers or with one of my Flying-types. Thank you for your time.

[And end feed!]
artfuldestruction: i hate my keywords sfm like you have no idea (Default)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-10-23 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[[oh yes C:

the most wonderful C:

combined with its three-headed violent hellbeast dragon thing of a father, he's never making it back to Metro City in one piece]]


I am, yes. My current rank is Researcher, here in the labs. It's a pleasure to finally meet you, sir.

I do hope Kimblee has said good things about me.
artfuldestruction: (you all look like little ants)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-10-23 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[[this is some Jerry Springer shit, Archer.]]

Is he, now? I'm flattered.

[[Oh come now, the cross-dressing is excellent fun! Even Kimblee got into it!

....man maybe he should stop telling people about that

......or at least people from Albion anyway oop]]


You two work very closely together, don't you?
artfuldestruction: (just trust me)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-10-23 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
How wonderful.

[[Moving on-]]

I'm in need of a powerful Ice-type pokemon, in order to aid me in controlling one of my...more spirited pokemon. Any suggestions from your clutch here, sir?
artfuldestruction: i hate my keywords sfm like you have no idea (Default)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-10-31 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[[NO IT ISN'T THE BLOODY DRAGON alright it's the bloody dragon]]

Ah, I believe I've read about Cryogonal. It can explode, can it not?

[[What one-track mind?]]
Edited 2012-10-31 09:09 (UTC)