Colonel Frank Archer (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
determinator) wrote2012-10-23 03:56 pm
determinator) wrote2012-10-23 03:56 pm
♕ FOURTEENTH COMMAND | VIDEO
[Good afternoon, Johto! Archer is seated at a desk, glancing over a list of papers when the feed turns on. He smirks at the camera after a moment and folds his hands.]
I have several eggs here that I'd like to sell. I'm willing to give anyone who replies on this channel half off. I can assure you, the eggs are definitely worth it.
[It's shortly followed by a list. It's missing ten of the eggs, but that's nothing you need to worry about~ The feed ends there.]
[Several minutes later a public broadcast goes out featuring the same list, plus ten other eggs.]
As you can see, I have quite a few eggs I need to sell. The prices and egg moves are listed, just let me know which ones you're interested and--
[He's suddenly interrupted by a Tynamo floating into the screen near him. Archer tries to shoo her away, but that just seems to upset her. She moves to latch her x-shaped mouth onto his hand and shocks him.
Archer yelps and tries to pull her off, finding it impossible. Clearly there's only one solution.]
Kimblee!
[...yell for his Kimblee, obviously. The feed cuts out there.
It comes back on shortly thereafter, with Archer looking even more pissed than usual. His hand is bandaged though the injury doesn't seem to be too bad. Tynamo aren't very powerful, after all.]
As I was saying, I'll send the eggs wherever you need them, either through the Centers or with one of my Flying-types. Thank you for your time.
[And end feed!]
I have several eggs here that I'd like to sell. I'm willing to give anyone who replies on this channel half off. I can assure you, the eggs are definitely worth it.
[It's shortly followed by a list. It's missing ten of the eggs, but that's nothing you need to worry about~ The feed ends there.]
[Several minutes later a public broadcast goes out featuring the same list, plus ten other eggs.]
As you can see, I have quite a few eggs I need to sell. The prices and egg moves are listed, just let me know which ones you're interested and--
[He's suddenly interrupted by a Tynamo floating into the screen near him. Archer tries to shoo her away, but that just seems to upset her. She moves to latch her x-shaped mouth onto his hand and shocks him.
Archer yelps and tries to pull her off, finding it impossible. Clearly there's only one solution.]
Kimblee!
[...yell for his Kimblee, obviously. The feed cuts out there.
It comes back on shortly thereafter, with Archer looking even more pissed than usual. His hand is bandaged though the injury doesn't seem to be too bad. Tynamo aren't very powerful, after all.]
As I was saying, I'll send the eggs wherever you need them, either through the Centers or with one of my Flying-types. Thank you for your time.
[And end feed!]
[Rocket Video]
Yes, it is. Don't worry about the payment. Where are you located?
[...He's just going to act like that totally didn't happen!]
[Rocket Video]
[Rocket Video]
[Rocket Video]
[Okay, he's going to say something about it.]
Do be careful around your creatures. From the looks of it, you're going to be fine. But the last thing we need is an unfortunate accident happening to someone of your ssstanding.
[In other words, can you please try not to feed your limbs to Pokemon until after they're ruling the Pokemon world?]
[Rocket Video]
They're all well-behaved except that one. She's fairly new and hasn't really adapted to my training routine yet.
[He can tell she's going to be a troublemaker when she evolves. Why do you think he named her Tyrant?]
But I promise I won't let any of my Pokémon eat me.
[Rocket Video]
[He would've just sent the thing into Team Rocket after something like that. Let it be someone else's problem.]
[Rocket Video]
[Rocket Video]
[He's not trying to be a jerk by not letting it go. He just really wants to stress that he does not want to have to start over again at square one because a Pokemon ate Archer or something.]