determinator | ♕ FOURTEENTH COMMAND

[Good afternoon, Johto! Archer is seated at a desk, glancing over a list of papers when the feed turns on. He smirks at the camera after a moment and folds his hands.]

I have several eggs here that I'd like to sell. I'm willing to give anyone who replies on this channel half off. I can assure you, the eggs are definitely worth it.

[It's shortly followed by a list. It's missing ten of the eggs, but that's nothing you need to worry about~ The feed ends there.]

[Several minutes later a public broadcast goes out featuring the same list, plus ten other eggs.]

As you can see, I have quite a few eggs I need to sell. The prices and egg moves are listed, just let me know which ones you're interested and--

[He's suddenly interrupted by a Tynamo floating into the screen near him. Archer tries to shoo her away, but that just seems to upset her. She moves to latch her x-shaped mouth onto his hand and shocks him.

Archer yelps and tries to pull her off, finding it impossible. Clearly there's only one solution.]

Kimblee!

[...yell for his Kimblee, obviously. The feed cuts out there.

It comes back on shortly thereafter, with Archer looking even more pissed than usual. His hand is bandaged though the injury doesn't seem to be too bad. Tynamo aren't very powerful, after all.]

As I was saying, I'll send the eggs wherever you need them, either through the Centers or with one of my Flying-types. Thank you for your time.

[And end feed!]

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Of course not. It's not exactly something I can control.

[UH OH HERE WE GO AGAIN]

[Yep. Yep...]

I might be disappointed otherwise; it's almost endearing.

It is not!

[GREAT JOB KIMBLEE, BONUS POINTS AWARDED]

[WHAT CAN HE SAY, HE'S THE BEST AT WHAT HE DOES~]

Oh, come now, would I lie to you?

[You don't mind if he just claims your shoulder and tsuns into it, right? Because that's what he's doing. UGH UGH UGH KIMBLEE YOU'RE AWFUL]

[Well, outside of the usual tensing that that gets, he relaxes into it easy enough, his free hand promptly burying itself in Archer's hair, tousling it lightly before running through it.]

Yes, I know; I'm terrible.

Absolutely horrible.

[But that's muffled and made of tsun, so don't take him too seriously. Besides, the hair-playing is nice, okay.]

[Don't worry, he isn't~

Nor is he stopping with the hair-playing for the time being, all right.]

You would be disappointed if I wasn't, I suspect.

Of course I would be. You'd be getting in the way of my goals.

[Because you know, that's what sane and normal people do when you're a power-hungry warmongerer. Nbd.]

[...Kimblee doesn't answer that verbally; he's shaking a bit, however, and it's fairly obvious that he's trying really hard not to laugh. How dare you amuse him with something that stupid, wtf.]

What would you do without me?

[Smirking like a douche. You know you love him bb~]

Wither away and die, I suppose.

Oh please. You'd be stuck working for Cobra.

He's not that terrible.

[...he says, while being completely unable to keep a straight face.]

No need to try to defend him, Kimblee. We're both aware of just how terrible he is.

And yet we've agreed to work with him anyway. This is certainly going to be interesting, if nothing else.

I'd much rather work with him. His antics are amusing and do tend to gain a lot of attention. He could easily serve as a distraction.

Well, there's that, and I also assume we dodged a bullet by getting him involved early; I can't even begin to imagine the fit that would have been thrown if we hadn't.

That too. He'd be insufferable.

Mm, but we should probably give him some credit, at least; he's been here for well over two years, and he seems to know this world and how it works better than we do, even at this point.

Yes, that is very true. He's also rather fearless - he was fighting that Suicune as well and apparently he battled something else similar before we arrived. I'll give him that much, yes.

Impulsive and fearless, then.

[Archer, this takeover is going to be like herding chickens.]

You really are going to have your work cut out for you.

Then you'll see how well I can command.

[You won't be doubting him after this okay!!]

[Oh, come now.]

Concerned about disappointing me, Archer?

Not at all. I'm sure you're underestimating me.

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