determinator: (♛ No you don't get another shot)
Colonel Frank Archer ([personal profile] determinator) wrote2012-11-24 01:14 am

♕ FIFTEENTH COMMAND | ACTION [ECRUTEAK CITY]

[Once upon a time (well, last year, but same thing, right?) Archer and Kimblee attacked the Kimono Girls in the Ecruteak Dance Theater.

Guess what? It's that time of year again! Except this time there's no Team Rocket attack, instead there's an army of tanks lined up on the outskirts of Ecruteak. Well, they're not exactly full-sized tanks. For some reason they're kind of tiny. Maybe Bradley didn't trust Archer with the full-sized tanks. Do you blame him?

Archer seems ridiculously pleased with himself anyway, as expected. He has his army back, and they're all alive! Somehow! He's learned not to question these things. For once Johto has done something right!]


Sir, are you sure this is a good idea?

[Archer turns to the man who asked, a rather generic Amestrian soldier, wearing the same uniform he is (minus the shoulder stripes and stars, of course). Archer merely smirks in response.]

Gentlemen, we're going to conquer this city in the name of Amestris.

[...Well, it'll really be in his name, but that's not the point! The soldier looks skeptical, but Archer's Bisharp, Queen, gives him a rather nasty look and he scampers off along with the others.]

Destroy anyone who stands in our way! This city will be ours!

[...Someone might want to stop him before he blows up all the landmarks...]

[personal profile] allgamesendtoday 2012-11-24 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
What am I doing here? That's a very good question. Last I recall, I was in a secure bunker beneath the earth, preparing to wipe my enemies from the face of the earth! And now I find myself here surrounded by some army that isn't mine, using tanks that aren't mine, about the destroy a city that I have never seen before. Is it not reasonable to assume that I have been kidnapped by some foreign power and brought here to be used for reasons unknown?

[Good news! He's not threatening nameless soldier anymore. Bad news, he has no idea who Archer is.]

And since you claim to be the one in charge here, I'll ask a simple question. What is the meaning of this?