Colonel Frank Archer (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
determinator) wrote2012-11-24 01:14 am
determinator) wrote2012-11-24 01:14 am
♕ FIFTEENTH COMMAND | ACTION [ECRUTEAK CITY]
[Once upon a time (well, last year, but same thing, right?) Archer and Kimblee attacked the Kimono Girls in the Ecruteak Dance Theater.
Guess what? It's that time of year again! Except this time there's no Team Rocket attack, instead there's an army of tanks lined up on the outskirts of Ecruteak. Well, they're not exactly full-sized tanks. For some reason they're kind of tiny. Maybe Bradley didn't trust Archer with the full-sized tanks. Do you blame him?
Archer seems ridiculously pleased with himself anyway, as expected. He has his army back, and they're all alive! Somehow! He's learned not to question these things. For once Johto has done something right!]
Sir, are you sure this is a good idea?
[Archer turns to the man who asked, a rather generic Amestrian soldier, wearing the same uniform he is (minus the shoulder stripes and stars, of course). Archer merely smirks in response.]
Gentlemen, we're going to conquer this city in the name of Amestris.
[...Well, it'll really be in his name, but that's not the point! The soldier looks skeptical, but Archer's Bisharp, Queen, gives him a rather nasty look and he scampers off along with the others.]
Destroy anyone who stands in our way! This city will be ours!
[...Someone might want to stop him before he blows up all the landmarks...]
Guess what? It's that time of year again! Except this time there's no Team Rocket attack, instead there's an army of tanks lined up on the outskirts of Ecruteak. Well, they're not exactly full-sized tanks. For some reason they're kind of tiny. Maybe Bradley didn't trust Archer with the full-sized tanks. Do you blame him?
Archer seems ridiculously pleased with himself anyway, as expected. He has his army back, and they're all alive! Somehow! He's learned not to question these things. For once Johto has done something right!]
Sir, are you sure this is a good idea?
[Archer turns to the man who asked, a rather generic Amestrian soldier, wearing the same uniform he is (minus the shoulder stripes and stars, of course). Archer merely smirks in response.]
Gentlemen, we're going to conquer this city in the name of Amestris.
[...Well, it'll really be in his name, but that's not the point! The soldier looks skeptical, but Archer's Bisharp, Queen, gives him a rather nasty look and he scampers off along with the others.]
Destroy anyone who stands in our way! This city will be ours!
[...Someone might want to stop him before he blows up all the landmarks...]
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So, continuing Amestris' military conquests in a whole new world, sir?
[He's looking pretty amused. Man, if only the homunculi had more people like Archer the last four hundred years, their jobs would have been so much easier.]