[...okay, that's a little less painful than it could have been. He was honestly wondering how that was supposed to break down; either "El-Melloi" was the title, or you seriously asked him to call you Lord MyMiddleName - which, while admittedly hilarious in some ways, would just kind of get all the side-eye in the world because "Archibald" is possibly the most hideous part of all the wharrgarbl there.]

Well, I suppose the knowledge that you're some sort of nobility explains a lot when it comes to your general demeanor. [You know, like seeming sheltered as hell, completely oblivious, and having a huge stick up your ass. Those sorts of things.] Although I must admit that's a bit of an...interesting title; I can't say I've heard of it before. Dare I ask what it's supposed to signify?