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♕ ELEVENTH COMMAND | ANONYMOUS TEXT - LOCKED TO ROCKETS

[A private text comes across the Rocket network late at night, accompanied by quite a few pictures. The pictures don't include any people or Pokémon, but it should be very obvious where they were taken, should you be familiar with the Gyms in Mahogany Town and Blackthorn City. Both Gyms seem to have been taken down by a variety of attacks. The trainers have been defeated as well, though they don't seem to be badly injured, just unconscious. Following the stream of pictures is a short text.]

I expected better of you, Rockets. You haven't put your powers to good use.

((OOC: Archer and Kimblee have attacked both the Mahogany Gym and the Blackthorn Gym. This is mod approved! They're long gone from both cities and won't be caught just yet. Archer will reply anonymously to any Rockets who reply to the message!))

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[...he has no idea who you are but he thinks he's found a new interest

what do you say bb

you

me

tonight

y/n]

That depends on your definition of "interesting", my dear.

[WHAT NO HE'S ANONYMOUS YOU CAN'T HAVE ANONYMOUS SEX]

What were you back home? A mercenary? What did you do with those skills of yours?

["My dear".............?]

[You can't have -

...

oh you]

A mercenary? Of course not - entirely too much honor in that lot; they may be rogues on the outside, but internally? They still have that...warrior's code whatnot that they adhere to, very boring, very restrictive.

[The most flippant handwave, you.]

No, no, I was known as the king of pirates back in Albion - I still technically have the title, you know - before turning to somewhat more...acceptable business practices. In a strictly legal sense, of course; I was still putting that gun to rather good use in securing my position of power.

[..........REAVER.........]

The king of pirates?

[Wait, you mean like those assholes that sail the seas and take boats and kill people? Holy shit.]

It certainly sounds like you'll be a difficult one to entertain. It should be difficult to get your hands on any sort of weapon here - not to mention weapons will be confiscated if they're found - but should you get ahold of one, I would like to see just what you're capable of.

[He has no goddamn idea what kind of job he'd even give Reaver, but holy shit this sounds amazing.]

[He laughs a bit at that, the sound dark.]

Get me a weapon and a port town, and I'll be glad to show you exactly how I got that title - I'd be more than willing to take a ship or two for this little...group of yours in the name of a bit of fun.

There are two port towns - Olivine City here in Johto and Vermillion City in Kanto. Both are fairly populated areas, but I doubt anyone would be prepared for a raid on the ships. As far as weapons go, almost everyone uses Pokemon exclusively. You won't find any weapons in any of the shops, but that doesn't mean weapons can't be constructed. I suggest looking at the Pokemon themselves and seeing if there's anything you could possibly make use of. I'll see if I can get it for you.

[Oh, that's amused him.]

And do you really expect me to work for an anonymous benefactor?

Would you prefer to work on your own and risk being captured? I will not out myself to you just yet, Reaver. I need to see what you're capable of first.

[...bb u cute]

And you plan on doing this...how, exactly?

[NO U HE IS A SERIOUS VILLAIN TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!!]

You've figured out how to lock a video to the Rocket network. Simply post an example of your skill and I'll get back in contact with you. It's that easy.

[MORE DISMISSIVE HANDWAVING, LOOK AT HOW SERIOUSLY HE'S TAKING YOU]

No, that's fine, actually.

Feel free to get yourself thrown in jail then.

[OH FUCK YOU DON'T BE DIFFICULT HE DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT SHIT]

[Another laugh.]

Didn't you listen when I told you about my reputation back in Albion? Really, if you think I'm the sort to be that easily arrested, you're sorely mistaken.

This isn't your home world. You shouldn't get cocky.

[...There's no reason to mention that the cops here are the worst he's ever seen...]

Honestly, if they haven't caught that maniac who lured everyone out in public for the sake of blowing them up or something ridiculous like that, I'd say my chances aren't too bad.

[Can we not mention Kimblee?]

Feel free to take your chances, then. You have more to gain by siding with me than you have to lose.

[NOT LIKE HE'S BUTTHURT OR ANYTHING]

Said as though I have any way to know that~

[CAN YOU HEAR THE TILDE]

Really, don't try to assert authority unless you're willing to own it. You're coming off like an amateur.

As I've said, I can provide you with almost any Pokemon you may need. I've obviously been here for longer than you have and I can provide you with information about this world as well. It would be reckless to attempt anything without the necessary tools - but of course you know that.

Frankly, I don't care whether or not you consider me an amateur. I would like to see others in this organization do as much as I have, amateur or not.

[Oh, honey.]

You're doing a lot of arguing for one who doesn't care - I'm almost impressed.

I'm merely pointing out that I've done more work than the rest of this organization. That's all.

[...and it's not true, but that's not the point!]

So you are - when literally anyone could say that if they don't have their name attached.

[lawd

at this point he doesn't even care who the hell you are

he just wants to see how irritated he can make you]

[If he doesn't out himself, the sheer amounts of butthurt will...]

Of course they could. That doesn't matter. I know what I've done here.

Then why in the world are you hiding behind your little mask, trying to convince me?

You're the only one who still cares at this point.

I'm not outing myself to anyone, least of all a new recruit.

Then stop. talking.

This isn't exactly difficult, especially if it's frustrating you this much.

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