♕ EIGHTH COMMAND | VIDEO - PRIVATE TO ROCKETS | VIDEO / ACTION [ROUTE 34]

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[ VIDEO - TEAM ROCKET ]
[The video opens to a neatly arranged pile of eggs. They're sitting all across a bed - one Team Rocket members may recognize as being in the base. The camera pans slowly over the eggs before moving out to focus on all of them. Archer's voice cuts in smoothly, though he doesn't appear in the frame.]

Good afternoon, my fellow members of Team Rocket. [You can practically hear the smirk.] I've come to you all today to offer you a deal. I'm sure many of you have heard of the Breeding Center outside of Goldenrod, correct? I would be interested in starting a competing business - one catered to the needs of our organization.

[The video turns to Archer then. He's sitting crossed-legged on one of the chairs, smirking. Sitting beside him is a Persian, who has her head rested next to his legs. In typical super-villain fashion, he's petting her head and attempting to sound menacing. Whether or not it works is really up to the viewer. The over-the-top haminess might be killing things just a little bit though.]

I would like to offer every member of Team Rocket one free egg. I specialize in finding unique combinations of egg moves to breed onto a Pokémon, as well as Pokémon the Breeding Center doesn't have in stock. Unfortunately, I would like to make some money off of this - any other eggs you may be interested in will cost money.

The following list contains all the Pokémon, egg moves, and prices. Please get back to me as soon as possible to receive the egg you want. It is first come, first serve, and I'm afraid I don't have a great number of these.

[Archer's smirk widens and he moves to fold his hands in his lap.] Thank you for your time.

[With that, the feed ends and a moment later, a list goes out containing all the information Archer specified.]

[ VIDEO - 2 HOURS LATER ]

[After he's sent the eggs out to the members of Team Rocket, Archer opens the video feed back up again, panning slowly over the remaining eggs.]

I'm selling several Pokémon eggs. I'll send a list out shortly containing information on the species, egg moves, and prices. Thank you in advance.

[Sure enough, that same list will hit the network a few minutes later!]

[ ACTION ]
[If you're wandering out just south of Goldenrod City later tonight, you might notice a bit of an odd sight. Archer is out training his Pokémon. Five Pokémon stand before him but he only has four photos; Drapion, Gengar, Luxray, Jolteon, and Vaporeon. Archer stands perfectly still, his hands folded behind his back. He's smirking as usual.]

Arbiter, Isolani, Caïssa, Blitz, Epaulette... I believe it's time we did a little more with our training, wouldn't you agree?

[Each Pokémon reacts to the words differently, but the overwhelming sense of anxiety is present. Whatever it is Archer's up to, it isn't something the Pokémon want to do.]

Of course you would. Now then, Arbiter.

[The Drapion steps forward, swinging his headarms into a fighting stance.]

Attack me.

[The command is abrupt and cold, though Archer's smirk never fades. The Drapion hesitates - the fight leaving it almost immediately. Pokémon don't attack humans normally - this isn't something they're supposed to do. They are never supposed to harm their trainer. Archer doesn't seem to mind, and he moves on.]

Isolani, then? [The Gengar shrinks further into the shadows.] Caïssa? [The Luxray growls and sparks, but she doesn't attack.] Blitz? Epaulette? [The Jolteon and Vaporeon huddle together and shy away from Archer's gaze.]

Pathetic.

[The single word is sharp and all five Pokémon flinch. The reprimands for disobeying their trainer are horrible. They've seen what happens to those Pokémon who don't earn Archer's favor. It isn't pretty.]

I intend to train all five of you - but if you can't even attack a human, how useful will you be? Attack me.

[The Drapion moves then, firing off a Pin Missile attack. It's a weak attack as it is, but humans aren't meant to take Pokémon attacks.]

[That doesn't matter though - the attack doesn't connect with Archer. He doesn't move at all, but suddenly the attack is repelled, bouncing off an invisible forcefield around him. He smirks.]

Excellent. Alekhine!

[His sixth Pokémon teleports into view then. The Alakazam is Archer's favorite; he's had it for several months and it has been trained to protect him at even the slightest indication. The other five Pokémon seem to heave a collective sigh of relief.]

How far away were you? [The Alakazam doesn't give any verbal response, but it seems he's communicating with his trainer anyway. Archer nods, smirking.] Perfect. Using Protect at such a large range will certainly be useful.

[Not like he's planning on getting himself separated from his Alakazam, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Archer turns to the other five Pokémon.]

Again! I want to see what you all are capable of!

[Each of the five Pokémon will take their turns firing off attacks at their trainer. The Alakazam looks rather bored as he repels them all with Protect.]

[...Needless to say, Archer's methods of training are a bit on the crazy side.]

[OOC: This is a double post somehow, so you'll get either Archer or Kimblee responding with information about the eggs! Any questions about the second set of eggs on that list up there will be fielded by Kimblee! The action part is entirely Archer, however! If you'd rather reply to the action, we can just handwave the transaction!]

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[artfuldestruction]

[[....what in the name of James Bond-]]

You certainly know how to make an impression.

[[.....although lbr this sounds kind of fucking awesome, FREE TEST SUBJECT]]

Consider me interested.

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I try. Which one would you be interested in?

[...oh god maybe this was a bad idea... He's almost feeling bad for these poor bbs.]

[...Almost.]

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[scientificflair]

[...oh...my, that's definitely new.

It's one of those rare days when Descole is actually outside - he's given up on training the useless eggthing for now, and has moved on to working with his Metagross again. The disturbance nearby is something that Master Spectre alerts him to almost immediately; while having some sort of...bizarre psychic link with the damn creature still isn't anything that Descole is accustomed to, orders to attack humans are something that he isn't exactly taking terribly lightly at the moment, given the circumstances.

...however, the reality of what's actually going on once Descole gets there is both less threatening and more bizarre than he'd expected. Uh. Well then.]

Certainly unorthodox, aren't you.

[That is not a question. Not a question at all what in the good hell are you even doing, sir]

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I suppose you could say that.

[Archer still looks calm and collected, but there's something off in his gaze, and it's not the fact that he's staring over your right shoulder, Descole. He thoroughly enjoys training like this. It's fun, and it does come with the risk of danger, should his Alakazam not react quickly enough. Said Alakazam is currently studying the Metagross, but he dismisses it after a moment. You're not a threat, dude.]

And what brings you out here so late? Training?

[He nods to the Metagross - it's smaller than he thought it would be, actually. Sort of like you, Descole.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Wow. Just wow. And here he thought he had the overdramatic villain thing down. But since Archer's not from his world, he'll refrain from making any "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die" jokes. It's no fun if you have to explain it.]

That was quite the impresssive display! Quite the impressive display indeed! And what a generous offer! I'm sssure that's going to earn you quite the reputation around here!

[Okay, he's going to stop throwing random praise at Archer while he skims the list. No, no, what the heck is that? Or that one? Is that even a Pokemon? Wait, there we go. That one's perfect!]

One Scyther, please.

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[He's been practicing! ...No, seriously, he's been attempting to get this villain thing down perfectly for the Gear - he has to make a wonderful first impression to those he hasn't met, after all~]

Why thank you. I figured I might as well do something for the organization.

[...Like he totally hasn't been already~ And he'll have you know those are all Pokémon, thank you very much!!]

Of course. Is that the only one you're interested in? I can suggest a few others that might be interesting to raise.

[...Let's face it, Cobra. You're a bro. Archer is willing to lose some money on this deal and hand you some free things just to suck up to you a bit more~]

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[doitrockapella]

That's quite the assortment.

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[determinator]

Indeed. I've been collecting Pokemon for quite some time.

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[combat_butler]

Wow... I never would have guessed you were a Breeder, Archer-sa--

[video]

[combat_butler]

--ah?! W-Wait, don't tell me that... A-Are one of those Audino for me...?

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[shakespearealien]

[Even Gorthan is extremely pleased!]

Magnificent. I commend your spirit of entrepreneurship. I suppose you will write periodical reports on these breeding experiments of yours, correct? The scientific division will be delighted to receive them.

May I have the Beldum? I will also purchase one Eevee. Far be it from me to withhold my support, when your initiative is so noteworthy.

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[See, he can totally manage to not piss you off sometimes, Gorthan! Really!]

[...maybe.]

Ah, would you? I suppose I can part with some of my notes.

[GORTHAN DO YOU REALLY WANT THEM]

[HE HAS TWO NOTEBOOKS FILLED ALREADY]

[AND HE HAS NO INTENTION OF STOPPING HIS TL;DR]

Of course, I'll send both of them over right away. Do you know what you plan on evolving the Eevee into?

[Of course he has to be careful about this; two of those evolved forms he's seen were stolen from the Kimono Girls. The two Eevees went to Kimblee - they're now a Flareon and a Leafeon. He owns a Glaceon, Jolteon, and Vaporeon, and Kimblee's raising two Eevees to evolve into an Espeon and Umbreon. So yes, they're attempting to collect them all.]

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[saltwaterwounds]

Wow, you have so many eggs! Mama's really impressed!

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[...Mama...? Oh no, are you that woman from New Bark Town everyone is constantly complaining about--?]

[Ah, no, that would be impossible. She's an NPC and can't use the network.]

Thank you. Are you interested in one?

[So he'll just ignore that, then!]

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[pianokeys]

[It isn't a rare occasion for the Other Father to spend his breaks or free-time walking the Pokémon about Route 34 or 36, and it just so happens that he is right now.

Haruki, the recently left behind Vulpix begins to growl at the sight on the route. Quite quickly his Gloom perks up from by his leg, unhappy at the breaking of moral rules that's going on.]

He~y... [He bends to pet and calm down the Vulpix, his Vileplume tending to calm down the Gloom as per usual.

He can't help but find the sight disturbing though, and finds himself staring. Why would anyone teach their Pokémon to attack a human?]

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[Archer's Pokémon react to the newcomer before he does - his Luxray snarls while the others merely look on curiously. Archer finally turns.]

Good evening.

[The greeting is calm - a sharp contrast to the wild look in his eyes. His expression is otherwise perfectly composed.]

What brings you out here so late. Training?

[He nods to the Pokémon.]

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[best_laid_plans]

[Well, look at that. Apparently he isn't the only one fishing for allies around here.]

Free? So what's the catch?

I'm interested, regardless. Just curious.

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[Not at all, Malik~]

There is no catch. I figured it would be much easier to gain buyers in the future by spreading the word through our organization. Is there a particular one you're interested in?

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[laplaceattorney]

[It takes a while for Keisuke to reply, still wary of all things Team Rocket. He scans the list though, looking for breeds he's familiar with from the game. There are a few and-- Oh look, Eevee. ...Well the thought of one of those little piles of fluff in the hands of a Rocket is kind of upsetting.

Questions first, though!]

Why sell the first egg free of charge, if it's meant to be a business with established competition? Believe me, I'm not complaining. If not for the facilities set up for us, I'm pretty sure I would be scraping the bottom of the barrel already.

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[determinator]

Ah, are you perhaps new here, then?

[Archer isn't familiar with everyone in Team Rocket, but this one doesn't look familiar. Either he's been hanging out somewhere other than Goldenrod, or he's brand new.]

I wanted to spread word of this through our organization before taking my ideas public. If it only has Team Rocket's support, then I'm perfectly fine with that. I believe having a breeding center that Rocket members can go to would be far more beneficial than any potential loss of income, correct?

[...Besides, have you seen the prices on the things Kimblee bred? Archer enjoys selling the things with the crazy egg moves for insane amounts~]

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[nasa_dreams]

[Danny has no idea you're one of the masterminds behind the Kimono Girl attack. Or that Kimblee was part of his bomb to the face. OH WELL.] Oh, sweet, Pichu! You got any left? I want a Pikachu but you can only get 'em in Kanto.

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[Oh, Danny...]

Certainly. There are four different egg move sets - only Protect; Protect and Iron Tail; Protect, Charge, and Swagger; and Protect, Fake Out, and Nasty Plot. Which one of those would interest you?

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[subtlecoruscate]

I'll take a Houndour if there are any left.

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[determinator]

Which egg move set would you be interested in?

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[marimbagirl]

Oh my! I probably shouldn't, but...

Do you have any Grass-Types among those?

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[determinator]

Yes, I do actually.

[Give him a moment, he'll hold up a pink egg for you!]

This is a Deerling - I don't have it with me right now, but they're unique Pokémon that change colors with the seasons.

[At least, that's what he's assuming. Kimblee's changed colors so...]

They come knowing Energy Ball - a powerful Grass-type move - Return, Safeguard, and Rest.

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[meatysoviet]

Charity? How unexpected~

[By that he means suspicious, and he doesn't even attempt to hide it in his tones. Note also, the lack of shits being given in light of the suspicion- he's not against shoving his hand down the throat of a gift horse when it presents itself.]

Want something big and strong I can be using as steed. Saw big land-eel made of rock not too long back.

Get me that and I will be more than grateful.

[Because seriously- that thing was nice~]

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[Archer's smirk widens a bit at that. You can be as suspicious as you want, Ivan. He doesn't care. It's good to see that some people still have their wits about them, however.]

Kimblee has information on the Onixes - I believe that's what you're looking for?

[And he'll just pass the Gear to his associate here!]

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[vengefulyears]

Oh, Mister Archer, this is such a fantastic idea!

[And this is coming from someone who works at the Breeding Center.]

Let's see... It seems I just missed out on the exploding Onix eggs, but could I reserve a spot for next month? I'll even pay double for it.

In the meantime, though, I'd like to take a Deerling egg.

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[Clive, you're the best employee. If he actually has money and didn't spend it all on eggs from the Breeding Center/TMs/who knows what else then he'd employ you here!]

Unfortunately, but yes, I'll get you one next month.

[...Kimblee, you're going to help him with this whether you like it or not.]

Certainly. I'll send it over right away. Thank you.

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[extinguishescandles]

are those litwick eggs i see?
assuming you have any left, i would be more than happy to take one of those off of your hands.

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[determinator]

Indeed they are. I can send it over immediately - that will be one-thousand, five hundred.

[...of whatever the hell this currency is called. Like hell he's going to say Poké Dollars or anything.]

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[exeggutorhead]

[Envy was out looking to do some training himself, but he certainly wasn't expecting to find Archer doing...

...whatever the hell that is. Envy came in on this after Archer was finished giving out those instructions, so he's both confused and curious as to why exactly Archer is having his Pokemon fire attacks at him from behind a shield. He watches for a little while before finally speaking up.]

Interesting way of training.

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[Archer turns slightly then, his Pokémon stopping to turn and look too. The Alakazam seems to decide that Envy isn't a threat and ignores him, but the other five watch on warily.]

I suppose you could say that. It is the most efficient way to ensure my Pokémon will respond to my commands in a crisis, regardless of whether or not that involves attacking humans.

[His expression is no different than the usual smirk, but there's something wild in his gaze that isn't usually there. He's excited, but he's covering it well enough.]

/INVISIBLE

[snapandscoot]

[[WHO WOULD WANT YOUR LAME EGGS ANYWAY??????]]

GET OUT OH MY GOD

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[HEY WHO SAID YOU COULD BARGE IN HERE UNINVITED??? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A LADY OR SOME SHIT??? RUDE!!!!!]

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[neurotoxined]

You know, it's things like this that make me wonder why you want missiles in the first place.

[Well, hello there, Archer, have a feed coming at you from the science division; GLaDOS clearly isn't feeling much like formalities today. At least judging by her tone, she seems vaguely amused?]

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[determinator]

Why wouldn't I want missiles? The Pokémon are nice, but it takes a long time to train them to their full potential. I would prefer to have actual weaponry should the Pokémon prove insufficient.

[Vaguely amused works! Now excuse him while he talks your ear off again!]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ While Saber normally wouldn't make a purchase from another breeder (especially one not associated with the Breeding Centre) she's interested in the variety he has. After contemplating it for a while, she'll answer. ]

A Shinx egg? I was told they were rare. [ Not so much she's come to see thanks to the art of breeding, but Avalon could use a friend. ] Eevee eggs as well. Do you intend to get rid of all the eggs you have for travel or do you have a limit?

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[determinator]

I haven't seen any Shinx in the wild, at least.

[Are they rare? He's not entirely sure. He can play that up if they are, however!]

I can't keep them all, unfortunately. If I can't sell them, I'll see if I can find suitable homes for them with a friend.

[It's so hard to keep from sounding sarcastic here... He's still smirking like a douchebag though. Then again he's almost always smirking. It's possible his face is just stuck like that.]

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[bamfsecretary]

Feebas and Absol? I am intrigued.

{C'mon Archer, fair is fair.}

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[determinator]

[Well, he does still have some left over~]

They both come with some interesting egg moves.

[Read: terrifying.]

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[foreveraclone]

[slgjaskdfas sorry this is so late /deadcats. also, conner may or may not be writing some of this down so he can give to his team later. yep. oops.] Raised from evil to do evil things. Gotta say, I like the sound of that. What are Absol's like?