Colonel Frank Archer (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
determinator) wrote2012-04-25 01:45 am
determinator) wrote2012-04-25 01:45 am
♕ EIGHTH COMMAND | VIDEO - PRIVATE TO ROCKETS | VIDEO / ACTION [ROUTE 34]
[The video opens to a neatly arranged pile of eggs. They're sitting all across a bed - one Team Rocket members may recognize as being in the base. The camera pans slowly over the eggs before moving out to focus on all of them. Archer's voice cuts in smoothly, though he doesn't appear in the frame.]
Good afternoon, my fellow members of Team Rocket. [You can practically hear the smirk.] I've come to you all today to offer you a deal. I'm sure many of you have heard of the Breeding Center outside of Goldenrod, correct? I would be interested in starting a competing business - one catered to the needs of our organization.
[The video turns to Archer then. He's sitting crossed-legged on one of the chairs, smirking. Sitting beside him is a Persian, who has her head rested next to his legs. In typical super-villain fashion, he's petting her head and attempting to sound menacing. Whether or not it works is really up to the viewer. The over-the-top haminess might be killing things just a little bit though.]
I would like to offer every member of Team Rocket one free egg. I specialize in finding unique combinations of egg moves to breed onto a Pokémon, as well as Pokémon the Breeding Center doesn't have in stock. Unfortunately, I would like to make some money off of this - any other eggs you may be interested in will cost money.
The following list contains all the Pokémon, egg moves, and prices. Please get back to me as soon as possible to receive the egg you want. It is first come, first serve, and I'm afraid I don't have a great number of these.
[Archer's smirk widens and he moves to fold his hands in his lap.] Thank you for your time.
[With that, the feed ends and a moment later, a list goes out containing all the information Archer specified.]
[After he's sent the eggs out to the members of Team Rocket, Archer opens the video feed back up again, panning slowly over the remaining eggs.]
I'm selling several Pokémon eggs. I'll send a list out shortly containing information on the species, egg moves, and prices. Thank you in advance.
[Sure enough, that same list will hit the network a few minutes later!]
[If you're wandering out just south of Goldenrod City later tonight, you might notice a bit of an odd sight. Archer is out training his Pokémon. Five Pokémon stand before him
Arbiter, Isolani, Caïssa, Blitz, Epaulette... I believe it's time we did a little more with our training, wouldn't you agree?
[Each Pokémon reacts to the words differently, but the overwhelming sense of anxiety is present. Whatever it is Archer's up to, it isn't something the Pokémon want to do.]
Of course you would. Now then, Arbiter.
[The Drapion steps forward, swinging his headarms into a fighting stance.]
Attack me.
[The command is abrupt and cold, though Archer's smirk never fades. The Drapion hesitates - the fight leaving it almost immediately. Pokémon don't attack humans normally - this isn't something they're supposed to do. They are never supposed to harm their trainer. Archer doesn't seem to mind, and he moves on.]
Isolani, then? [The Gengar shrinks further into the shadows.] Caïssa? [The Luxray growls and sparks, but she doesn't attack.] Blitz? Epaulette? [The Jolteon and Vaporeon huddle together and shy away from Archer's gaze.]
Pathetic.
[The single word is sharp and all five Pokémon flinch. The reprimands for disobeying their trainer are horrible. They've seen what happens to those Pokémon who don't earn Archer's favor. It isn't pretty.]
I intend to train all five of you - but if you can't even attack a human, how useful will you be? Attack me.
[The Drapion moves then, firing off a Pin Missile attack. It's a weak attack as it is, but humans aren't meant to take Pokémon attacks.]
[That doesn't matter though - the attack doesn't connect with Archer. He doesn't move at all, but suddenly the attack is repelled, bouncing off an invisible forcefield around him. He smirks.]
Excellent. Alekhine!
[His sixth Pokémon teleports into view then. The Alakazam is Archer's favorite; he's had it for several months and it has been trained to protect him at even the slightest indication. The other five Pokémon seem to heave a collective sigh of relief.]
How far away were you? [The Alakazam doesn't give any verbal response, but it seems he's communicating with his trainer anyway. Archer nods, smirking.] Perfect. Using Protect at such a large range will certainly be useful.
[Not like he's planning on getting himself separated from his Alakazam, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Archer turns to the other five Pokémon.]
Again! I want to see what you all are capable of!
[Each of the five Pokémon will take their turns firing off attacks at their trainer. The Alakazam looks rather bored as he repels them all with Protect.]
[...Needless to say, Archer's methods of training are a bit on the crazy side.]
[OOC: This is a double post
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[...yeah, uh, congratulations on that Beldum, Archer. They're little steel failures for quite some time; Descole got his at level 15.]
I can assure you, however - the power is more than worth it.
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Excellent. I'll certainly keep training it, then.
[Not like he actually gives up on any of his. Except that bee. Fuck that bee.]
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...hold on what bee]
You seem to do rather well on the training front, despite the methods you're employing - do you train all of them to attack humans, or is this a special set for you?
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Of course not, that would be ridiculous. As you can see, it's taking quite awhile with these.
[The Pokémon flinch at that tone, but Archer seems content to dismiss their failure for now.]
A few of my others have been trained, but I only intend to use them for protection.
[...That's a lie, but there's no reason for Descole to tie him to the attack on the Kimono Girls just yet.]
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Well, I don't see why you would only use them for protection - now that I think about it, I have to admit that it's rather pragmatic. If someone is commanding an army of creatures that obey only them...really, it only makes sense to take out the trainer.
Unfair, perhaps, but the best strategies often are.
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[It sounds like Descole hasn't trained his to attack humans. Yet. Maybe someday they can have an awesome battle where they attempt to take one another out!]
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And then everything was Pokespe and nothing hurt.]no subject
He can also acknowledge that he is...really not liking the vibe he's getting off of this conversation. Things like that aren't supposed to alleviate tension; the fact that this...actually seems to have doesn't sit well with him, nor do the odd shifts in Archer's expression that happen once in a while. They weren't nearly as noticeable over the Gear; this is...odd.]
Ah, I'm afraid you would know better than I, my friend; I've been kept rather busy in the name of scientific pursuits. I have yet to explore these creatures to their full potential; hopefully that will change reasonably soon.
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[Archer doesn't notice anything odd from Descole at all - there's the mask to hide his eyes and there's also the fact that Archer is still a bit too worked up to really care. He normally doesn't get like this.]
What have you all been doing then? Working in the labs?
[Hopefully you're doing something awesome, like breeding literal murderbeasts. Come on, Gorthan, do this thing!]
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Oh, of course. Although nowadays I don't know if it's so much working in them as it is ensuring the new arrivals don't blast it all to kingdom come.
[...DON'T GET HIM STARTED ON KATO, EITHER...]
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[No really, what other response is there? Good going, Kato. Let's try not to blow up the base, okay?]
Sounds like you're having fun though.
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Likewise.
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I suppose you could say that. I needed to do something to entertain myself.
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[...that's actually a legitimate question, not intending to pry.]
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[Archer does seem a little bothered by that - there really isn't much to do within Team Rocket at the moment. It's boring.]
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[Not what you meant and he knows it; doesn't mean he can't tease you anyway, though he's not being mocking about it.]
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[That much is true, but Archer smirks anyway. He's pretty sure that white-haired woman would stab him in the face with a scalpel anyway.]
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Is it that far advanced from where you're from, then? I've found it to be about standard, personally, though most in the lab have been complaining about how archaic it is.