[ V I D E O ]
[The video opens to focus on a pink Pokémon. She smiles at the camera and waves.]

[The camera then turns to focus on Archer. His expression is carefully controlled - he looks bored if you're not overly familiar with him.]

...I believe Sheska has returned home. This was her Pokémon, Appendi.

[Again he returns the Gear to focus on the Audino. She doesn't seem to be too bothered by the fact that she's suddenly Archer's Pokémon rather than Sheska's. In fact, she's currently practicing using Attract on Kimblee, Archer's Glameow.]

I don't understand. She didn't defeat any of the Gym Leaders or the Elite Four. Why was she returned home?

[Archer's expression falters into something resembling frustration for a moment, but he corrects it quickly - the Gear only captures a quick flicker of the expression change when he returns it to focus on himself.]

Is there someone in charge of this? Why are some people returned home so quickly? Any information you might have would be greatly appreciated.

[Click!]

[ A C T I O N ]
[Later in the day you can find Archer on Route 35. He's crouched down to the Audino's height. The newest addition to his team looks rather beaten up, but she's beaming contentedly. Archer sprays her with an Antidote and sighs.]

Try to be more careful against the Nidoran, understood? I'm not going to take you back to the Pokémon Center repeatedly to heal poison and I don't have an unlimited number of Antidotes.

[To anyone who's spent any amount of time around Archer, this behavior will probably seem very strange. It isn't every day you see a jerk like him tsuning really hard at a pink Pokémon! He pats the Pokémon on the head and stands back up, flicking a finger toward the grass. The Audino responds quickly, dashing into the grass and searching for a wild Pokémon to fight.]

[The video opens to a nondescript room, focused on nine different types of eggs, all neatly propped up by pillows. Curled around the eggs is a sleepy-looking Persian, who seems rather annoyed that her nap has been interrupted by the video. Archer isn't in the shot.]

I have been experimenting with Pokémon breeding. Sheska has assisted me. These are the results.

[To those who actually know Archer, the strange, clipped speech might seem a bit odd. He hasn't been feeling well lately, no big deal!]

The following Pokémon are available for sale: Shinx, Murkrow, Zubat, Porygon, Hoothoot, Mime Jr, Pawniard, Litwick, and Audino. I also have two hatched Onixes for sale. The majority of these have egg moves as well. If you're interested, I can give you the prices. Thank you for your time.

[And end feed!]

(The egg post is here! Anything that isn't sold will be shoved in Archer's PC box forever. You don't have to comment to the egg post if you're interested!)