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♕ SIXTH COMMAND | VIDEO

[The video opens to a nondescript room, focused on nine different types of eggs, all neatly propped up by pillows. Curled around the eggs is a sleepy-looking Persian, who seems rather annoyed that her nap has been interrupted by the video. Archer isn't in the shot.]

I have been experimenting with Pokémon breeding. Sheska has assisted me. These are the results.

[To those who actually know Archer, the strange, clipped speech might seem a bit odd. He hasn't been feeling well lately, no big deal!]

The following Pokémon are available for sale: Shinx, Murkrow, Zubat, Porygon, Hoothoot, Mime Jr, Pawniard, Litwick, and Audino. I also have two hatched Onixes for sale. The majority of these have egg moves as well. If you're interested, I can give you the prices. Thank you for your time.

[And end feed!]

(The egg post is here! Anything that isn't sold will be shoved in Archer's PC box forever. You don't have to comment to the egg post if you're interested!)

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[[Oh don't you dare!]]

Maybe it's because I'm not from your world! I know for a fact that he finds me quite....quaint!

[[Almost said cute! You probably wouldn't like that.]]

Fascination doesn't equate to wanting someone in a romantic or sexual way, you know!

[[This is like

it is like hitting her head against a wall]]

[Now you know what it feels like!]

Then what else could it be? He's never been interested like this in anyone! What is so different about you?

[[Archer, as lovely as this is for her ego, you are driving her positively mad!]]

I don't know, Archer! You'll have to ask him! But either way, I'm not trying to throw myself at him!

Yes, well...!

[That... actually gets him to stop for a moment. Why wouldn't she? Not that he's interested but... Well, Kimblee is pretty fine.]

Well. Fine. Maybe you aren't. Regardless, he's interested in you for some reason.

[...What if he's not interested in her romantically or sexually though? Is it even possible that he's been mistaken this entire time?]

[...Of course not!]

[[Kimblee is very fine, yes!

....a bit creepy tho]]

And what do you want me to do about that, Archer? I've done nothing to lead him on.

[[...lmao well

most of the time!!]]

You're wrong, anyway.

[Why is everyone he deals with a horrible troll...?]

I don't know.

[He can't tell you to back off - even if you would listen, Kimblee wouldn't approve of him meddling.]

What if I am wrong, then? That doesn't change anything.

[Kimblee's still gone. He's still irritated at Emmy. Nothing changes.]

Oh, don't worry; you're wrong.

[[Just in case you didn't get it the first time! :3

Did she mention you're wrong?]]

Mr Kimblee is angry at you; you need to give him some space for a while. Think you can manage that?

[Are you seriously giving him advice? He doesn't need advice! Especially not from you!]

[.......]

[...Okay, so he just needs to give Kimblee his space...?]

I've been trying.

[It's been three days since he called Kimblee last! That's totally what you mean, right?]

You may have to try a little harder; I'm talking a few weeks, not a few days.

[[She is going to advice at you and you will like it]]

You two are obviously close; I don't think he hates you. He just doesn't appreciate you trying to control him so much.

[...Damn. A few weeks? How is he supposed to survive a few weeks without Kimblee? ~~Who are you calling overdramatic?~~]

...Of course not. I realize that now. I've already attempted to apologize.

[That... is actually really nice to hear, even if it is coming from you.]

As long as you realise it.

[[You can do it, Archer! She has faith in you!

...well not really but you can do it]]

Was there anything you wanted Mr Kimblee to know? I'll tell him over our romantic candlelit dinner tonight.

[[......8D?]]

[NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TROLL, EMMY]

[That will get a groan and Archer will rub at his temples. At least he won't take it seriously!]

No, I've already said everything there is to say.

[...]

...Thank you for the advice, I suppose.

[[NOW IS ALWAYS THE TIME TO TROLL YOU, ARCHER!!

...and well done for not taking it seriously; you're learning!]]

You're welcome~

[[And hanging up!

...

MY GOD, SHE SURVIVED!!]]

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