♕ SIXTH COMMAND | VIDEO

[determinator]

[The video opens to a nondescript room, focused on nine different types of eggs, all neatly propped up by pillows. Curled around the eggs is a sleepy-looking Persian, who seems rather annoyed that her nap has been interrupted by the video. Archer isn't in the shot.]

I have been experimenting with Pokémon breeding. Sheska has assisted me. These are the results.

[To those who actually know Archer, the strange, clipped speech might seem a bit odd. He hasn't been feeling well lately, no big deal!]

The following Pokémon are available for sale: Shinx, Murkrow, Zubat, Porygon, Hoothoot, Mime Jr, Pawniard, Litwick, and Audino. I also have two hatched Onixes for sale. The majority of these have egg moves as well. If you're interested, I can give you the prices. Thank you for your time.

[And end feed!]

(The egg post is here! Anything that isn't sold will be shoved in Archer's PC box forever. You don't have to comment to the egg post if you're interested!)

Comments

[militarytactics]

How much for the Pawniard?

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ He's noticed the tone. But he won't immediately ask about it. Plus, he's still kind of miffed about that whole anonymous-but-not-actually-anonymous thing you pulled a while back.

So just have a smiley Maes Hughes. ]

Ah, so that's where Sheska's been!

[Video]

[shiromadoushi]

Litwick is a ghost type, isn't it?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

So, turning into a breeder now?

[Hi there Archer, Envy remembers you figuring out his identity! So while he mostly looks pretty casual, there's a bit of an edge to his voice. You're not going to go selling him out to anyone, right? Right?]

[video]

[snapandscoot]

[[Emmy had received the video, but she has no interest in any of the eggs. Moreso, she'd rather talk to Archer himself.

They haven't seen eye to eye....well, ever, but frankly Emmy is getting tired of all the assumptions he's making about her, and the bad blood between them is annoying, considering she's done nothing wrong (or so she believes, anyway!)

This is probably a terrible idea, but Emmy has never really been one for thinking things through before jumping in.]]

Are you there, Mr Archer?

[video]

[bibliomaniac]

[ Since she's been hanging out with Archer for a while with the breeding and whatnot, Sheska has noticed that Archer has been... off. But since she rather not talk in person because what are social skills, she'll ask over the network!

So have one vaguely worried looking subordinate. ]

Um, sir, may I ask you a question? Uh, possibly a personal one?

[Video.]

[shakespearealien]

[Hello! Hope you haven't forgotten about a certain scientist.]

Litwick, is it? Show it to me.

[video]

[kingofgamecorner]

[-that's some sales pitch! And, quite a sight, especially to a fellow trying to digest all he can on the breeding side of things.

But that aside, he's interested. Did he catch a name in there, of a chess piece?]

Ah... You said a "Pawniard"? What might that cost?

[Also- egg moves?]

[video]

[scientificflair]

[Well, Descole won't think anything is too strange about you not being in the shot, Archer - after all, true art is incomprehensible and vague and...

...yeah, let's be honest, it's also something that you probably wouldn't know if it bit you in the ass.

But you got your point across with the post at least.]

And how much are you asking for that Porygon you're offering, hm?