♕ SIXTH COMMAND | VIDEO

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[The video opens to a nondescript room, focused on nine different types of eggs, all neatly propped up by pillows. Curled around the eggs is a sleepy-looking Persian, who seems rather annoyed that her nap has been interrupted by the video. Archer isn't in the shot.]

I have been experimenting with Pokémon breeding. Sheska has assisted me. These are the results.

[To those who actually know Archer, the strange, clipped speech might seem a bit odd. He hasn't been feeling well lately, no big deal!]

The following Pokémon are available for sale: Shinx, Murkrow, Zubat, Porygon, Hoothoot, Mime Jr, Pawniard, Litwick, and Audino. I also have two hatched Onixes for sale. The majority of these have egg moves as well. If you're interested, I can give you the prices. Thank you for your time.

[And end feed!]

(The egg post is here! Anything that isn't sold will be shoved in Archer's PC box forever. You don't have to comment to the egg post if you're interested!)

Comments

[video]

[scientificflair]

[Well, Descole won't think anything is too strange about you not being in the shot, Archer - after all, true art is incomprehensible and vague and...

...yeah, let's be honest, it's also something that you probably wouldn't know if it bit you in the ass.

But you got your point across with the post at least.]

And how much are you asking for that Porygon you're offering, hm?

[video]

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[Art is too complicated, Descole! But anyway, he'll actually be in the video when he responds.]

Six-thousand of this world's currency. Considering that it comes with several very powerful moves, I'd say that's a good deal.

[video]

[scientificflair]

[...Ar...cher...]

For six thousand, those things had best be capable of parting the Red Sea.