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♕ SIXTH COMMAND | VIDEO

[The video opens to a nondescript room, focused on nine different types of eggs, all neatly propped up by pillows. Curled around the eggs is a sleepy-looking Persian, who seems rather annoyed that her nap has been interrupted by the video. Archer isn't in the shot.]

I have been experimenting with Pokémon breeding. Sheska has assisted me. These are the results.

[To those who actually know Archer, the strange, clipped speech might seem a bit odd. He hasn't been feeling well lately, no big deal!]

The following Pokémon are available for sale: Shinx, Murkrow, Zubat, Porygon, Hoothoot, Mime Jr, Pawniard, Litwick, and Audino. I also have two hatched Onixes for sale. The majority of these have egg moves as well. If you're interested, I can give you the prices. Thank you for your time.

[And end feed!]

(The egg post is here! Anything that isn't sold will be shoved in Archer's PC box forever. You don't have to comment to the egg post if you're interested!)

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Oh of course, and you were the only woman available in Johto.

[Really, couldn't he have taken someone else? Or better yet, not taken anyone at all? ...No of course not, that's asking Kimblee not to troll.]

He is a decent battling partner. Perhaps you're the sort who would prefer to travel with someone regardless of past history. I can't say for certain; I'm sure you have your reasons.

Would it have made it better if he took a different woman, then?

[[...you are just....!! Now she's getting irritated with this!]]

Just admit it, Archer; you'd rather he hadn't taken anyone. Because god forbid he have friends that aren't you.

Edited 2012-03-06 23:45 (UTC)

[Archer doesn't respond right away. Instead he glances somewhere off-screen and stays silent. Whatever it is he's doing inside his head seems to have calmed him down a bit for the moment. He's not going to get any information out of Emmy if he snaps at her.]

...Yes. Fine. I would have preferred if he had gone alone and returned alone. I would have preferred it if he had never spoken to you again. Is that what you want to hear?

[He doesn't sound angry, but the words are clipped. If anything, he sounds tired.]

He's not like the other version I knew. I wasn't expecting him to make other friends. But he has, and he prefers some of those friends over me.

[That last part sounds incredibly bitter.]

So what? I've made a mistake. Would you like to continue bitching at me about it? I can assure you, it won't do any good. I've already apologized.

[Well, he left an apology on Kimblee's voicemail. Same thing, right?]

[[....Emmy just sighs.]]

He wouldn't prefer his other friends over you if you didn't try to control him so much. It's a fairly simple puzzle to solve, Mr Archer.

[[And she'll leave that...that 'other version' thing alone; that sounds like something she should ask Mr Kimblee about.]]

Why are you so convinced Mr Kimblee and I are in any sort of romantic relationship, anyway? Isn't my word good enough? I'm sure he must have told you the same.

Do you really think I hadn't figured that out?

[Yes, he attempted to control Kimblee. He knows it didn't work and it backfired horribly. He's still not entirely sure why he was so intent on controlling Kimblee, but now isn't the time to ponder that.]

What else could it be? The two of you were very close from the beginning. He's never shown this much interest in anyone.

And yet we've both told you that we're just friends, nothing more. What do you think we're doing; running off to romantically liaise behind your back?

[[My god, does she have to beat this into your head?]]

If I was in a romantic relationship with Mr Kimblee, Mr Archer, I wouldn't have any problem telling you to your face. As it stands, I'm not.

[Again Archer goes quiet. He doesn't believe that at all, but at the same time, he has no proof to the contrary. He won't get any information like this.]

[The silence lasts on his end for far too long, but Archer doesn't seem to be entirely aware of it. When he speaks again it's drastically different; he hesitates and sounds almost worried.]

...How... is he? How has he been doing?

He's fine.

[[Oh, she knows the game you're playing, Archer, and she's not a pawn you can manipulate for information.]]

You don't believe me about what I've said regarding our relationship, do you?

[Well, that's not very much information. She could be lying to him, but Archer doesn't see any reason why she would.]

...No, of course not.

[[Perhaps if you weren't driving her nuts, Archer, she'd be a bit more forthcoming! Maybe even quiz you about that whole passing out in the cave thing!]]

Why not?

[[This is driving her crazy! What could possibly make him think...! ....wait.

...no, he doesn't know about that. That's between her and Mr Kimblee. That couldn't be it.]]

What is the logic behind this?!

[Oh Emmy, you underestimate him~]

What else could it be? I've never seen him act like this, and I've spent months in close contact with him. I don't know what it is about you he finds so fascinating.

[[Oh don't you dare!]]

Maybe it's because I'm not from your world! I know for a fact that he finds me quite....quaint!

[[Almost said cute! You probably wouldn't like that.]]

Fascination doesn't equate to wanting someone in a romantic or sexual way, you know!

[[This is like

it is like hitting her head against a wall]]

[Now you know what it feels like!]

Then what else could it be? He's never been interested like this in anyone! What is so different about you?

[[Archer, as lovely as this is for her ego, you are driving her positively mad!]]

I don't know, Archer! You'll have to ask him! But either way, I'm not trying to throw myself at him!

Yes, well...!

[That... actually gets him to stop for a moment. Why wouldn't she? Not that he's interested but... Well, Kimblee is pretty fine.]

Well. Fine. Maybe you aren't. Regardless, he's interested in you for some reason.

[...What if he's not interested in her romantically or sexually though? Is it even possible that he's been mistaken this entire time?]

[...Of course not!]

[[Kimblee is very fine, yes!

....a bit creepy tho]]

And what do you want me to do about that, Archer? I've done nothing to lead him on.

[[...lmao well

most of the time!!]]

You're wrong, anyway.

[Why is everyone he deals with a horrible troll...?]

I don't know.

[He can't tell you to back off - even if you would listen, Kimblee wouldn't approve of him meddling.]

What if I am wrong, then? That doesn't change anything.

[Kimblee's still gone. He's still irritated at Emmy. Nothing changes.]

Oh, don't worry; you're wrong.

[[Just in case you didn't get it the first time! :3

Did she mention you're wrong?]]

Mr Kimblee is angry at you; you need to give him some space for a while. Think you can manage that?

[Are you seriously giving him advice? He doesn't need advice! Especially not from you!]

[.......]

[...Okay, so he just needs to give Kimblee his space...?]

I've been trying.

[It's been three days since he called Kimblee last! That's totally what you mean, right?]

You may have to try a little harder; I'm talking a few weeks, not a few days.

[[She is going to advice at you and you will like it]]

You two are obviously close; I don't think he hates you. He just doesn't appreciate you trying to control him so much.

[...Damn. A few weeks? How is he supposed to survive a few weeks without Kimblee? ~~Who are you calling overdramatic?~~]

...Of course not. I realize that now. I've already attempted to apologize.

[That... is actually really nice to hear, even if it is coming from you.]

As long as you realise it.

[[You can do it, Archer! She has faith in you!

...well not really but you can do it]]

Was there anything you wanted Mr Kimblee to know? I'll tell him over our romantic candlelit dinner tonight.

[[......8D?]]

[NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TROLL, EMMY]

[That will get a groan and Archer will rub at his temples. At least he won't take it seriously!]

No, I've already said everything there is to say.

[...]

...Thank you for the advice, I suppose.

[[NOW IS ALWAYS THE TIME TO TROLL YOU, ARCHER!!

...and well done for not taking it seriously; you're learning!]]

You're welcome~

[[And hanging up!

...

MY GOD, SHE SURVIVED!!]]

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